1. If you take three apples from five apples, how many do you have?
Answer: You have three apples.
2. It happens once in a minute, twice in a week, and once in a year. What is it?
Answer: The letter 'e'.
3. Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?
Answer: They need to be changed.
4. What did one math book say to the other math book?
Answer: Wow, have I got problems!
5. When do giraffes have 8 feet?
Answer: When there are two of them.
6. How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Answer: Only one, after that the basket is not empty.
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