Maths Teaser

1. If you take three apples from five apples, how many do you have?


Answer: You have three apples. 


2. It happens once in a minute, twice in a week, and once in a year. What is it?


Answer: The letter 'e'.


3. Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?


Answer: They need to be changed.


4. What did one math book say to the other math book?


Answer: Wow, have I got problems!


5. When do giraffes have 8 feet?


Answer: When there are two of them.


6. How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?


Answer: Only one, after that the basket is not empty.